Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks..

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..
Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?..
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans.- Marriage..
Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..
Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..
Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

Geography Teacher:

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