1. If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course… at least he’ll shut up after u
let him in!
2. A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, ‘Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied "My wife’s first husband."
3. A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then
smiled "It really works ! "