FW: A. A. A. D. D. Sharing an open secret !!! (Virus Scanned)Kya Yahi 40 + hai………

 

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. – Age Activated
Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to wash my car.

 

As I start toward the garage, I notice that
there is mail on the hall table.

 

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

 

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the
trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.

 

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table
and take out the trash first.

 

But then I think, since I’m going to be near the mailbox when I
take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

 

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that
there is only one check left.

 

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk
where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

 

I’m going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the
Coke aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over.

 

I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put
it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on
the counter catches my eye… they need to be watered.

 

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading
glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning.

 

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first
I’m going to water the flowers.

 

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container
with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote.

Someone left it on the kitchen table.

 

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be
looking for the remote, but I won’t remember that it’s on
the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where
it belongs, but first I’ll water the flowers.

 

I splash some water on the flowers, but
most of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get
some towels and wipe up the spill.

 

Then I head down the hall trying to remember
what I was planning to do.

 

At the end of the day: the car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t
paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the
flowers aren’t watered, there is still only one check in my
checkbook, I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses,
and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.

 

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got
done today, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy
all day long, and I’m really tired.

 

I realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some
help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail.

 

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you
know, because I don’t remember to whom it has been sent.

 

Don’t laugh — if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming!

 

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!

The Missing photographs are not important- at this age you must have realised that !!!